fluffy and lazy cat that is orange in color just like garfield as what they say......... aha that one......... u see, me cat is a she...... so indirectly, when it is a she, naturally in this world, the guy wants to hump a lady....... that's the truth anyway......
so we've decided to de-sex barb in which she can't get pregnant or deliver any kitties....... as a result, there is one stray cat that is very big in size and also very strong indeed tries to hump barb but unfortunately he failed.......how we know it is a he, the cat got two balls or testicles hanging from it....... and in the midst of it barb got injured and bleed........the cat is so kurang ajar that he ignored my mum when she tries to shuh him away it didn't work till me mum was 2 feet away then only the cat ran away........ so last 2 weeks, me dad gave us an offer of 50bux to capture the stray cat because he was literally pissed off with it........and we buat derk ajer with dad........ hahahaha........ 50bux tak main la dad......
then dad raise the stake...... he makes it to 100bux........ so as a result, the whole house or should i say the whole neighbourhood heard the offer and they all wanted to capture the cat.........but all failed till last nite.......
i just came back from washing jazzy, and saw the bugga crossing the road........without any plans or impromptu i walked to the cat and at first the cat ran away........ with the manja-ness that i've used to the cat, the cat got cair and stopped and started to miow to me....... i came slowly to the cat and tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........i'm 100bux richer.............
i really hold on to the cat with it struggling at first and called me dad from out of the house..........dad came by really fast and asked the maid to get the cat cage where we normally will use to put barb when we want to send barb to the vets...............and it was really a situation where a tiger and lion met.....i have to literally push the cat down using the weight of my body.......and he was scratching me with his back legs.........and that's how i got the scar..............
later we've managed to put the cat in the cage but somehow he managed to escape but luckily i managed to get hold of the feet.......and really dad hold the cage and i forced the cat to get into the cage.......... we locked the cage and dad drove the cat 20kms away and put the cat there.................all the incidents were being watched by barb........i guess, in barb's mind, she was saying, "huh, padan muka, tu la, aku dah cakap, aku tak bleh nak buat anak, ko degil, kan dah tengok aper dah jadi"..........hahahahaha...............
so we've decided to de-sex barb in which she can't get pregnant or deliver any kitties....... as a result, there is one stray cat that is very big in size and also very strong indeed tries to hump barb but unfortunately he failed.......how we know it is a he, the cat got two balls or testicles hanging from it....... and in the midst of it barb got injured and bleed........the cat is so kurang ajar that he ignored my mum when she tries to shuh him away it didn't work till me mum was 2 feet away then only the cat ran away........ so last 2 weeks, me dad gave us an offer of 50bux to capture the stray cat because he was literally pissed off with it........and we buat derk ajer with dad........ hahahaha........ 50bux tak main la dad......
then dad raise the stake...... he makes it to 100bux........ so as a result, the whole house or should i say the whole neighbourhood heard the offer and they all wanted to capture the cat.........but all failed till last nite.......
i just came back from washing jazzy, and saw the bugga crossing the road........without any plans or impromptu i walked to the cat and at first the cat ran away........ with the manja-ness that i've used to the cat, the cat got cair and stopped and started to miow to me....... i came slowly to the cat and tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........i'm 100bux richer.............
i really hold on to the cat with it struggling at first and called me dad from out of the house..........dad came by really fast and asked the maid to get the cat cage where we normally will use to put barb when we want to send barb to the vets...............and it was really a situation where a tiger and lion met.....i have to literally push the cat down using the weight of my body.......and he was scratching me with his back legs.........and that's how i got the scar..............
later we've managed to put the cat in the cage but somehow he managed to escape but luckily i managed to get hold of the feet.......and really dad hold the cage and i forced the cat to get into the cage.......... we locked the cage and dad drove the cat 20kms away and put the cat there.................all the incidents were being watched by barb........i guess, in barb's mind, she was saying, "huh, padan muka, tu la, aku dah cakap, aku tak bleh nak buat anak, ko degil, kan dah tengok aper dah jadi"..........hahahahaha...............
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hurm. some people say that cats have a way of magically finding their way back to where they were originally from... but i have yet to see this be proven.
oh oh......it happened to me......it is proven...... we threw the cat like 1km away.......and it came back........darn~~~~
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