the most controversial fruit that we love

so since the relatives are all still in kl, they somehow said that they wanted something......... but that was all that i heard when i was walking up the stairs just now when i arrived home climbing up the staircase to take my shower........ as i came out from the shower and also dressed up in my home outfit, mum called me and pulled me to one corner.........then mum said, "mi, go buy durian arr, the relatives nak makan durian, mum called the guy dy, the guy said got, here's the money and go after this aite" .................hahahahaha.............that was it????.......my relatives wants durian............... yes the fruit that is prohibited from public places and also it is very hated to some due to the smell that it produced..............but hey, we can't blame them coz they haven't tasted the fruit.............as they would say, tak kenal maka tak cinta...........hehehehehe

normally, we have a contact to buy these durians in which it is really good........... we have bought from the same guy for like years now.............it all started 5 years back, when 3 of us, me, mum and dad out of sudden craving for durians one nite........... so all 3 of us went out to chow kit to hunt for durian............. upon arrival, we went from stall to stall to search for the durian and somehow, we met this guy named harun who has this look that we could trust him..........so we gave it a shot of his durians that he said it is really nice...........yes indeed he didn't lied........... from there on, we always contact him to ask for durians................. and he himself will call us saying that a new stock of durians have arrived if we wish to have durian for the nite............see how good these guys are in marketing..............should learn from them man......................

ok back to the story, so i drove mum's SLK to chow kit coz i dun want my baby jazzy to stink due to durian smell...............hehehehehe............. arrived there, took the durians and went home.........when arrived home, we wasted no time on the durians and like a hungry wolf seeing a flock of sheeps, we serang the durians............... aum aum aum aum aum...............alas, we are really satisfied of what we have eaten for the nite................now, all of us are feeling the heat from our inner body................... really man, damn panas the inside of me.............. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........panas nyer............. surely tossing around left and right after this..........

ok peeps and peepees, no pressing the tummy................if press, a natural gas will come out in which u will be admitted to the ICU as a consequences of that...............oh yeah, to think of it rite, is the gas that we produced from our tooooot, could it be use as a petrol subtitute like NGV?? hmmmmmmmm, should ask NASA to test it out.................hehehehehehe

here's a tip to eat durian, after eating a durian or durians, go to KLCC or Pavillion, as u arrive there, go into the lift and stand one corner, but make sure that u r taking it from the initial floor..........as people come it, just give urself a little poke on the tummy............. and then as the door open, say ur excuses of wanting to go out from the lift while poking it once in a while when u r walking out the lift............... just a little sourvenirs for the other passengers on the lift from u......... a sign of good gestures from u to the people that is around u.............hahahahaahahaha........... or even worse, just burp on the way out of the lift.................hehehehehehe.................

aite peeps,

take care

the fruit that has lots of controversials bout it

am sure the architect for this building, must be high of eating the fruit too much.........hahahaaha