Saturday, May 30, 2009

don't be a show off

i'm sure that u peeps have really wanted to show off to ur peeps back at ur hometown the new toy that u've got or even just wanna be proud of the achievements that u have achieved and yet they are living as it is since u last seen them for like god know of how many years already......... well, just perhaps of the things that might come out from them, beat it whether it is intentionally or unintentionally or even being sarcastic at times..........just have a feel or thought with the words that might come out from their mouth as per below:

just imagine if.......

1. if u bought a mitsubishi evo they will say, la....beli wira ke? knaper mahal sangat?

2. if u bought a SUV or 4x4 (i.e. harrier, porsche cayenne, range rover, etc) they will say, wahhhh, beli pajero rupa nyer.....boleh la sumbat everything nak kasi nanti bila nak balik KL......hmmmmm

3. if u bought the new nissan GTR, they will say, ooooo ni Datsun 120Y yg baru ye?.....sob sob

4.if u bought a top of the range harley davidson, they will say, la, beli modenas jaguh ye......but knaper bising sangat? grrrrr

5. if u bought the brand new mini cooper S, they will laugh and burst out laughing some more and say, kamu ni tengok banyak sangat mr bean ni..........errrr

6. if u bought a 100 carat diamond ring for your wedding/ engagement ring, they will say, mak cik bedah kamu jual lagi murah.....dier siap boleh kasi bayaran ansuran lagi......... damn~~

7. if u bought them a carl's jr burger for them to taste, they will say burger simpang rumah makcik tu jual burger singgit dua ajer......knaper la mahal sangat burger yang kamu beli ni.......... huhuhu

8. if u cook for them or even bring them spaghetti bolognaise or even pasta olio aglio.......... they will say, laksa makcik beli kat pasar malam tu lagi sedap....or even worse, mee goreng mamak tu sedap tau, maner la kamu beli ni semua.............

9. if u bring them haagen dazs they will say, ice cream potong pak leman tu femes kat kampung ni.......kamu nak cuba ke? rumah dier kat hujung tu hah..........ader banyak perisa tau.....

10. if u bring them goldiva hot chocolate, they will say ooo bawak milo pekat rupanyer..........deng.........

11. if they come visit u at ur place when u live in a condominium or apartment complete with facilities (i.e. pak guard, swimming pool, gated, etc) they will say, ooooo kamu tinggal kat rumah flat ye..........doink~~~~~

so these are some of the examples that u might encounter............ as the morale of the stories will tell ya, there's no point of u to show these kind of people coz their mindset has been set and it can't be change............ hahahaha

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